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new design new domain :)

2010-02-18T01:28:00.000-08:00

hey, been away for sometime :) here's a new thing guys.

i'm dry, so i won't be able to buy a new domain for now :) so, i'm just going to use a free one instead

http://evanharry.co.cc

redesigned. tell me what you think :)

i know

2010-02-17T21:28:00.000-08:00

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Sabahans are weak in english??

2010-01-22T22:57:00.000-08:00

been in UiTM sabah for some weeks now, and hell its like uhm, you know.. typical boring government university.

The curfews were as usual.. as fuck as always. We have this 'kawad kaki' which is a must for us freshmen. Uhh, i don't want to say more cause it makes my brain itch.

Language class were great. I enjoy learning foreign languages as well as english. Anyway, there were this business people wandering in our campus this past few days promoting this so-called language kits to improve our english. They said if we buy this product, in 3 weeks we can speak like a native speaker. hahahaha.

I saw one of the businessman ask one of our student and shockingly he say this to him "i would say, your pronunciation is quite bad, but with this kit, there's no doubt that you'll speak like a native speaker in no time".

Seriously, for me.. I don't believe in such crap since they speak MALAY while promoting this stuff!! haha. How can they convince us that their pronunciations were as great as what they promised through that kit of theirs? Seriously. haha. YES, they did interviewed me too. A lady start to call me, "boy, sini kau.." haha. malay.

Then she started to ask me, "how many language can u speak toilet?". Then I said, "ce suo (as in mandarin), banyo (as in tagalog), toilette (as in french), toire (as in japan, and tandas (as in malay)". Then, shockingly, she said.. "no, no, no.. see how uneducated you are in english." . Seriously, i'm in the state of confusion. Then she said something in malay sabah, "apa ayat lain yg kau boleh sebut tandas selain dari TOILET in english?". haha. Then I was, "OHHHHHHHH. you mean like toilet / lavatory / bathroom / restroom / powder room / gents / ladies / loo / bog / dunny / little boys'/girls' room??". Then she was like, "yeahhh". then she went speechless for a while. haha.

She was totally so wrong when she said 'how many language'. I would ask, is it me or you who is uneducated? bitch. I was so pissed with that bitch. haha.

Since they heard me speaking in an american accent, they said this to me. American English is informal and we sound like a typical Malaysian when we spoke that way. haha. I know American English is informal, but when they said typical Malaysian?? uhh, they don't even sound like me when they try to speak english. She sounds more like someone who tries to put an accent in their malaysian accent english. LAME. totally lame. Then I did mentioned that Malaysian Education system is currently using British english and everyone knows that. But then, they object my statement once again. They said, Malaysian people mostly use the American english, the BROKEN ENGLISH. Isn't the broken english was supposed to be malaysian english? we knew that right.

They even asked me to say picturesque, bureau, lacroix and debris. And of course i can say them correctly. Then i tried to ask them what's the correct pronunciation for lingerie? ( I pretended not to know) And frustratingly, they say 'lin-je-ri'.. ouch, it was supposed to sound 'lan-ZHREE'. Then, i said, "OHHH, begitu pula KAK, thankiu lah." For motherfuckingsake, I think these stupid so-called business people should get an english class.

P/S: I remembered one of the say, "we datang jaoh-jaoh dari semenanjong nak bagi pandai orang sabah tau. Kite tengok banyak orang sabah tak leh cakap english ngan betui."

To be fuckingly honest, I am offended.

yea. i've nothing to say and im so blogging bout it

2010-01-01T04:27:00.000-08:00

you heard it. honestly, i've nothing to say or blog these days.

anyway, it's 2010. well, happy fucking new year everyone.

hmm, what else? yeah. I've been on tumblr for a while. haha. it's shockingly kinda fun. i enjoyed reading those funny shits posted by some tumblr blogger. well, most of them are funny. even the quotations. haha.

anyway, life's pretty suckky. my new private number is NO MORE PRIVATE for crying out loud. not quite sure who distributed my number, but for sure that person is ugly as fuck.

some ugly bitches texted me and some of them were asking to go out with me. fuck, people these days are getting weirder and irritating-er.

owh, did i mentioned some of the text messages were very sexual? haha. seriously.

and yeah, even some of them are in facebook. haha. total stalker. pity them. fuck them. well, im off now. happy new year. have a fucking tweny-ten folks.

and pay some visit to my tumblr @fckeubytch.tumblr.com

can't believe this.

2009-12-22T19:10:00.000-08:00

yea, i'm not going to taylor's fuck right? hehe.

I'm heading to g to UiTM instead.urgh, i've no mood to blog right now, my .net blog has been suspended, I'm setting up my new .com domain. not done yet.

This would take decades to finish since I've a lot to do. medical checkups, fees payment and all shit like that. WTF.

LOL. but at least i've friends in UiTM. gosh, i hope it won't be as pain in the ass as in matriculation. im signing off peeps.

im ill and confused.

2009-12-03T03:25:00.000-08:00

im really sick about thinking where i should go next. since my result was a total disaster.

plus, im sick. yea. that was a pain in the ass too. i hate being sick. stressful.

thinking bout where should i go next. Im in dilemma whether i should stay in LMC (Labuan Matriculation College) or i should go somewhere else.

IF;

i stay; i may fail the mid sem examination anddd fail the final exam as well.

i go somewhere else, i have to start over, fr example, if i go for diplomacy, i have to finish 3 fucking years in that university

i stay and finish my current course, i can apply directly to bachelor's degree in private college/university.

i go, i will miss all my friends in LMC.

i stay, i have to study sciences. which im totally not into it.

*sigh* seriously, im stressed and these things are making me headache.

anyway, i haven't attended any class this past few days. i was thinking about going out of this college. i would die thinking bout this every single second.

well then, i dont wanna say more. I'll blog more later. have to get back to reality.

Seriously.

2009-11-15T17:50:00.000-08:00

Just done ICT class. Seriously, it was boring!

We were taught on how to use Open Office! haha. the free version of Microsoft Office. i was like.. -___-"

*sigh* BORING!!!!

Just watched SAW 3, 4, and 5. I know I'm a bit out of season, but hell, it was good. loving it.

Anyway, did i mentioned Jennifer's Body was a blast! haha. seriously. it was quite interesting since there's a kiss between Jennifer and Needy. haha. You guys gotta watch this one!

Our classes has started and the worse thing is that we need to attend classes 6 days a week! motherfucker!

Really! We were informed that we need to attend extra saturday class if we wanna go back for christmas.

Urgh, I've nothing to blog now. Guess I'll blog again later.

another fucking piece of life

2009-11-10T22:21:00.000-08:00

I know its been a while since my last entry in this blog. FYI, i am now in my frigging ugly college. Yeah, i know. It suck to be here. but what can i say.

I have nowhere to go now since i didn't apply anything other than matriculation programme.

Hmmm, last time, i've took my MUET listening, writing and reading test. Quite okay. I'm not going to say its an easy one though.

Life's here been a total sore in the ass. Yea, I'm telling you. We're having classes already. And i need to attend every single one of em. urgh. right? i know. haha

Can you believe? we also have ICT class! wtf is that? well, they're teaching us not to hack. haha.

There was actually this computer ethics thingy. haha. you guys should like wikipedia those stuffs.

Then, there were these netiquette. An internet etiquette. Quite a name huh? To be honest, I'm not quite interested on those kinda stuff since it bores me down.

Ow, talking bout internet. I really hate the fact that there are no internet wireless spots in our hostel. SERIOUSLY! On my first day at this place, i was like. FUCK this college! haha.

If you ask about broadband? hmm, can you believe, there are no internet coverage here? there's only GPRS coverage. WTF was that? it was like 65kBps.

So, i guess I'll just blog bout that. I'll blog more about what's going on in our ICT class. It'll be interesting since I'm pretending to be one of those who doesn't have any blog. :))))) see ya.

I'm like..

2009-11-04T07:25:00.000-08:00

Gosh, i've been away from blogging for a while. The reason I'm not blogging is that I've been hangin out in gaiaonline.com for this past few days.

I know, its quite addicting i tell you. I've been like booty grabbing on every gaian's aquarium in the gaia forum. Haha, insane isn't it? I've been grabbing for almost 800k of gold *gaia gold to be exact*

gaia, gaia, gaia, hell yea, i'm officially a gaian now! you guys gotta check me out here! Just upgraded my avatar too!

*sigh* btw, im going back to college this friday. urgh, i just hate that. We have this MUET exam this Saturday! yeah, Saturday. I can't believe that there would be an exam on Saturday! That's really fucking unfair. Saturday is like.. our not-having-an-exam day!

Anyway, the reason i hate my stupid college so much is that... uhm, welll.. they have really ugly facilities! haha. yea! that's why.

Have you ever seen the cafeteria? Man, i don't think it looks like a cafeteria, more like a "tong sampah" if you ask me.

Did i mentioned what college am I saying? haha. sorry.
Its Labuan Matriculation College!

Seriously, this place's a total crap.

There were like this students saying, "Why do you guys hate LMC so much? Its not like we're in hell since you guys kept calling this beautiful college KMHell. (KML as in Kolej Matrikulasi Labuan)".

haha! you gotta be kidding me man! So, you're asking us to call this shit a heaven? ahaa. Do you actually enjoy those frigging food served by that...

err i don't wanna call it a cafe since it doesn't look like one.. err TONG SAMPAH?!

Maybe they probably prefer something with flies on their food. or even the cafeteria lady's hair on it? haha.

The first day on that college, me and 2 of my other friend found one fresh looking fly on the food! wtf right?

BTW enought bot the food cuz i gotta blog this one! haha.

i really think... no, I knew the cafeteria boys are super gays! hell yea. I'm telling you. they are. Actually the workers came from the Philippines. Yeah, all of em'. I guess :) haha

No offense, but I'm not saying that most of Phil guys are gay but this workers are so obviously gay.

Since the cafe is only for the boys area only, the guys seems to be so aggressive when tackling a dude! Believe it or not, I'm one of the victim.

I'm not quite sure where they got my number, but this one time, one of the worker text me and asking if i have a girlfriend or not. haha. stupid! then because of my kind heart :P, I replied him. Well, actually because i though "HE" was a girl! haha. Stupid me! fuck

Then, i was starting to realize that his english was a total disaster and even malay!
Then, i asked my friend to call the number using a public phone and guess who answered the phone?
ahha! a dude! wtf!
Of course its the cafe guy! who else? they got like thousands of connections to get someone's phone number!. hell, we just caught a motherfucking gaylord! haha. NO doubt!

The worst thing is that, after i ignored his smses and i even change my phone number, he exaggerate about the sms thing to some guy i know. He says that I wanted him! aha. that motherfucking bitch! who wants an ugly piece of crap like you?

To be honest, i was pretty creeped out with his messages. Its too pornish! fuck him!
He's just barking on a wrong damn BARK!

Haha, i never went to that cafeteria anymore. I prefer the lecturer's cafe.

haha, i guess i'll stop here. Wish me luck on my stupid MUET exam :) blog you later.

you gotta love *bloggerUNITED!

2009-10-31T09:36:00.000-07:00

Haha, yes *blogger UNITED! I'm loving you guys. I was just registered on the site a few hours ago and what i love about this site is that we can meet a whole lot of new people in the blogosphere.

I just can't believe that I'm one of the most popular "today" at the site even though I'm still a new member on the site. I'm even on the recommended read list. Gosh, love you guys a lot. It's really awesome to be one of them. Add me!

I've captured some screenshot of those too. Azhar, you're number one! haha. *see the view more post on the bottom of this page for the screenshots*

Fenson just twittered me to join the SEAchange movement. I've joined them. Why not joining us? here.

So, bloggers, lets join the movement and change South East Asia for good. And don't forget, also join us in *bloggerUNITED for more blogger friends ;)

Owyeah, did i meantioned Lady Gaga just followed me back on twitter? haha. It's wasn't a big deal actually, but I just love Lady Gaga. Thanks Lady Gaga.

Hell, that's all for now guys. Blog you later.

bye nuffnang, hello advertlets.

2009-10-31T03:56:00.000-07:00

haha. i'm sorry nuffnang, but i've heard some bad stuffs about you guys, so i'm officially off to advertlets. The ads are officially flashed in this blog! haha.

thanks a lot Azhar for telling me about nuffnang. Wanna know more about this so-called nuffnang issue, head on to to Azhar's post here.

i have also registered bloggerunited.com. Come and visit me there and join us.

Also, updated MyBlogLog's profile. Deleted old blog and added the new and latest blogs. Those who are following me in my old twitter profile, please follow me back on my new twitter page. I can't login to the old one and i have no idea why. I want you guys to follow me in my new twitter page because i'm going to remove the old one.

That's all then. blog you later.

VANS-lair dot net redesigned

2009-10-31T01:07:00.000-07:00

I have finally redesigned my wordpress blog after a long hiatus.
What do you guys think? I've posted this update also in vans-lair.net.

So, yea, I have finally chosen a theme for this site. Since I’m not in the mood to fully redesign my site, I used a template from WPVulpe. This Green theme looks great on vans-lair.net. Anyway, I’ll be working on my site logo now. Gosh, I’m not actually good at designing logo though, but I’ll try though.

I'm on nuffnang

2009-10-30T21:47:00.000-07:00

yea, you can see that in here. I serve for nuffnag. haha.

nuffnang's pretty promising, so gotta try 'em. anyway, i love the ads. its pretty much neat than the other ads. and what i like about them is that they have this blogger's exclusive club called glitterati or something like that. haha. pretty neat huh?

FYI, I'm a glitterati too. Well, of course since i serve this ads from last year. except that i'm not quite an active blogger last year.

I've been serving for nuffnang for my plugger's lair. Ever heard of it? well, its my plugsite. Where webloggers can plug their site for advertising purpose. My plugger's lair is now under maintenance. So, once it's up, I'll just feature it here.

So, I guess that's it. Imma go and fetch some stuffs in reality. blog u soon.

haha. i know.

2009-10-30T08:39:00.001-07:00

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hell im here.

2009-10-30T08:09:00.000-07:00

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